An Invitation to CoinDesk's Super-Secret ICO Pre-Launch Party*

At CoinDesk, we believe that you can put a blockchain on, in or next to anything.

Certainly there's no better place that blockchains can solve a real-world problem than here at CoinDesk.

Who really needs people asking questions about the industry's totally-not-broken governance model, its definitely-not-hypocritical private token sales or its absolutely-not-redundant-or-esoteric debates?

What the people really want, even before basic facts about the project, is highfalutin booze, drugs and an immersive experience that will cause severe sensory overload!

Even better, all we have to do is look to what the state-of-the-art projects are really, actually, already, we're-totally-not-making-this-up doing for ideas.

"You're really pretty. Why are you here?".

Digital DesignDid we mention the wallpaper has a token?

Actual DesignNo, no, no... The token is embedded in the floral design! You already ate it? Welp, it's even more scarce now.

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